Another Valentines Day spent alone and besides reading about Korean serial killers, cannibals, paedophiles and other criminals, I have been contemplating the best Valentines gifts for your sweethearts and i came up with the following top 5 list:
1. A baby child (alive)
2. A grand house
3. An expensive car
4. A Somalian pirate
5. 5 grams of haschisch, in a box where a wedding ring usually would rest
And now I'm listening to The Hearts of Lonely People, for completely different reasons than loneliness.
I'm thinking about lighting some candles, set a table for two, cook a real nice dinner, open a nice bottle of wine and eat the dinner alone, while listening to All By Myself by Eric Carmen and staring at the empty chair in front of me.
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